Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Man on the run - but nobody chasing
Man is home free!
Man held for spitting at driver
Man crushed in waste plant horror
Man wins $270,000 after radio show identifies him as gay
COPS HUNT MAN IN GIANT NAPPY
Another thrilling chapter in the saga of diaper-clad Man.
Woman forgives man who threw turkey
Aww, Woman shows Man some mercy.
Man gets 20 traffic tickets at once
Monday, August 15, 2005
Man finds 'chewed off' foot
Man allegedly bites mail carrier as joke
Another take on the "barking man bites mail carrier" story. Either way, Man looks bad.
Police seek diaper-clad man who pesters women
Man catalogues North Korea's over-the-top rhetoric
Thanks to Peatbogfaery for this and the next beautiful submissions to The Story of Man!
Also this addendum to the story, from Peatbogfaery:
"And finally, not a headline, but an organisation! 'Man not included' Awww, poor man. Perhaps this is why he so violent, he is feeling left out (http://www.mannotincluded.com/)!"
Man kicks girlfriend out, then neighbor's door in
Peatbogfaery says: "a violent hokey-cokey?"
Friday, August 12, 2005
Man Trains Mice To Surf
Subhead: Furry Mammals Shoot The Curl
Man Allegedly Trying To Rob Church Dies After Beating By Witnesses
Man 'forgot' bomb in baggage
Man Hit, Killed By Own Truck
The vehicle strikes back against Man.
Man robs bank, then waits for police
Barking man bites mail carrier
Thanks for this glorious chapter in the Story of Man, Mr. Mike!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Man breaks 'punkin' record
Woohoo! Way to go, Man!
Officials: Man Wearing Orange Pants Robs Bank
Ooh, good thing they put that description out there. There's no way Man could change out of the orange pants.
Man king-hit 'over car dent'
"A MAN described as a 'gentle giant' bashed a drunk because he made a dent in his beloved car, a Brisbane court has been told.
"New Zealander Anthony Ferise Taua, 28, was so incensed that Troy Fale, 24, had kicked the rear guard of his car in a drunken rage, he retaliated by king-hitting him."
Is king-hitting sort of like when somebody says, "I'm gonna crown ya!"
Man Shoots Car, Silences Annoying Car Alarm
Man admits lying about ‘Wonka’ role on résumé
Thanks for this one Mr. Mike!
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Strangers rally to replace man's stolen tricycle
Isn't it heartwarming when people lend Man a helping hand?
Man charged for upskirt cell-phone picture
"OK Man, one upskirt cell-phone picture... that'll be 30 cents please."
Man Blames Dr. Phil After Locking Wife In Trunk
Man admits to bashing
It's about time Man admitted to his bashing.
Man jailed over 'repugnant' porn
You know it's bad news when they find Man's repugnant porn.
Man Dies After 49 Hours of Computer Games
This headline brought to you by both Peatbogfaery and Mr. Mike. Good eye!
Man forgets wife at Italy petrol station for 6 hrs
Another dual submission by Peatbogfaery and Mr. Mike. The Story of Man thanks you.
Girls Witness Man Exposing Himself On Bike
I hope Man was using a gel seat on that bike.
Man accused of dribbling animal urine at state lab
Nude Man in Ski Mask Enters Sandwich Shop
Another quality Nude Man entry, brought to you by Mr. Mike.
Man loses eye after bottle attack
There is a theme running through this and the following two submissions, all from Mr. Mike. Man has a tendency to lose things...
Man Loses Ear In Hit-And-Run Accident
"Dang it, I know I had my ear before the accident. Maybe I should retrace my steps..."
Man Thought Lost in Utah Found in Australia
Man accidentally runs over wife twice
Thanks Mr. Mike for this submission!
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Man dragged by testicles, court told
Man who used cattle prod on son is sentenced
'Bored' man cut off tail of pet goldfish
Oooh, a new Man category! First there was Naked Man, now Bored Man.
Man Gets Death for Killing Wife After Sex
"Panama City, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer."
Man suffers gunshot wound from own gun
Man allegedly killed sister for being a nag
Man clones best friend
Man Gets Married; Slacks Off On Man Site
Man's finger just makes the train
I wonder if the finger was traveling with the thumb Man lost at Midwest Pipe Coating.
This lovely submission (and the following five entries) were brought to you by Mr. Mike, a faithful contributor of Man headlines and our most loyal fan.
Cops Find Nude Man Looking for Gump's Home
Man In Fiji Raised As A Chicken
Man Allegedly Steals Hundreds of Undies
Man Pleads Guilty, Then Gets Married
"Man: If love is a crime, then lock me up....please!" said Mr. Mike.