The Story of Man

Man Arrested For 226th Time

2006-08-16T17:41:00.000-07:00

Published Aug. 16 on WashingtonPost.com.

Man stuck on ledge for 3 days

2006-08-07T18:16:00.000-07:00

Published July 8 on News24.com.

Man gets letter from missing yard gnome

2006-07-22T07:44:00.000-07:00

AP story from the Centre Daily Times. 21 JUL 06.

Man beaten with his own crutch

2006-07-22T07:40:00.000-07:00

From CBC News. 21 JUL 06.

Man raises funds

2006-07-22T07:36:00.000-07:00

From the Uniontown, Pennsylvania Herald Standard. 22 JUL 06.

Way to go Man!

Man in chicken suit cries foul over abuse

2006-07-22T07:31:00.000-07:00

AP story from the Washington Post. 21 July 06

Man dies when large hole opens inside home

2006-04-23T16:29:00.000-07:00

Published April 23 on MercuryNews.com.

Man Accused Of Trying To Sell Daughter

2006-04-22T20:24:00.000-07:00

Published April 22 on CBSNews.com.

Man Recovered From Raft Puzzles Swedes

2006-04-22T20:23:00.000-07:00

Published April 22 on WashingtonPost.com.

Man Crashes Car After Snake Attacks Him

2006-03-30T16:20:00.000-08:00

Published March 30 on ABCNews.com.

Man accidentally divorces wife in sleep

2006-03-29T19:38:00.000-08:00

Published March 28 in the Chicago Tribune.

NEW DELHI -- Village elders ordered a Muslim man in eastern India to leave his wife after he accidentally divorced her in his sleep. The man muttered the Urdu word for divorce, "talaq," three times in his sleep. Under Islamic law, a husband need only say "I divorce you" three times to secure a permanent end to his marriage.

"Oops, sorry Honey."

Judge warns he'll shut man's mouth

2006-03-20T11:56:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 in the Chicago Sun Times.

BOONVILLE, Ind. -- A judge threatened to have a defendant's mouth taped shut the next time he appears in court following an obscene tirade.

That judge ain't takin' no sheeit from Man. It's about frickin' time!

Man charged in assault involving Mace, pool balls

2006-03-20T11:55:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on TheGlobeAndMail.com.

Man falls through bakery skylight

2006-03-20T11:54:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on The Australian.

Tiger bites man said to be drunk

2006-03-20T11:53:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on Gainesville.com.

Man punched as he waited for bus

2006-03-20T11:52:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on BBC News.

Man hit by TV thrown from the 13th floor

2006-03-20T11:51:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on Manchester Evening News.

Man kisses snake 51 times

2006-03-20T11:50:00.000-08:00

Published March 20 on IOL.

Police: Man Pulls Gun After Oatmeal Prank

2006-03-14T20:32:00.000-08:00

Published March 14 on WashingtonPost.com.

Man dies setting off fireworks in mobile home

2006-03-13T18:45:00.000-08:00

Published March 13 on ChicagoTribune.com.

Man in scary clown mask robs bank

2006-03-12T11:13:00.000-08:00

Published March 10 in the Chicago Sun Times.

Breath test finds man still drunk

2006-03-12T11:11:00.000-08:00

Published March 12 on BerkshireEagle.com.

Man loses way, then loses truck

2006-03-12T11:10:00.000-08:00

Published March 12 on CentreDaily.com.

Dog bites man's penis

2006-03-12T11:06:00.000-08:00

Published March 10 on News24.com.

Man arrested for showering, eating meals while burglarizing homes

2006-02-09T19:10:00.000-08:00

Posted on Feb. 09 at deluthnewstribune.com

Man eats 50-year-old chicken for golden wedding anniversary

2006-02-09T19:09:00.000-08:00

Sick!
Posted on Feb. 09 at theregister.co.uk.

Man wins battle for cancer drug

2006-02-09T19:06:00.000-08:00

"Yes! I got it...finally."
Published Feb. 09 on bbc.co.com.

Naked man in "football-type stance" charges woman's car

2006-02-09T18:59:00.000-08:00

Published Feb. 03 on greenbaypressgazette.com.

Man barred from living with a woman

2005-12-24T10:02:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 22 on ScienceDaily.com.

Man has front teeth for Christmas

2005-12-24T10:00:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on BBC News.

A road sweeper really will be getting two new front teeth for Christmas after people living on his cleaning patch clubbed together to pay for them.

Man lives after truck runs over head

2005-12-24T09:59:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on News.com.au.

Man is indestructible!

Grader crushes man

2005-12-24T09:58:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 in the Herald Sun.

Again, Man crushed by a road grader. Was he on his way to morning mass?

Man skewered in speargun 'demo'

2005-12-24T09:56:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on iol.co.za (South Africa).

Whoops!

Man Gives Wife A Dumpster For Christmas

2005-12-24T09:55:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on KUTV.com (Salt Lake City).

Man is a frickin' idiot.

Man's ashes hijacked

2005-12-24T09:54:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on News24.com (South Africa).

Man who bit brother’s finger off is acquitted

2005-12-24T09:52:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 in the West Central Tribune.

Man applies cheer to store windows

2005-12-24T09:50:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 in The Daily Citizen.

700-pound man still needs help getting heavy-duty wheelchair

2005-12-24T09:47:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 on KUAM.com (NBC).

May 700-Pound Man get what he wants for Christmas.

Man launches online search for '60s singer's killer

2005-12-24T09:46:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Man loses three toes to falling plaster

2005-12-24T09:45:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 in the Gulf Times.

Man struck twice

2005-12-24T09:43:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 on EdmontonSun.com.

Man arrested after trying to enter Maine

2005-12-24T09:42:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 on BangorDailyNews.com.

Man Who Fell into Canal: "I thought I Might Die"

2005-12-24T09:41:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 on 13WHAM.com (Rochester, NY).

Man Accused Of Making Teen Drink Windshield Wiper Fluid

2005-12-24T09:40:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on TheMilwaukeeChannel.com.

Man arrested for tossing bottles of urine

2005-12-24T09:38:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 23 on DesMoinesRegister.com.

Recently Pardoned Man To Spend 1st Free Christmas At Home

2005-12-24T09:35:00.000-08:00

Subhead: Man Has Not Been Home For Christmas In 20 Years

Published Dec. 24 on nbc4.com.

A very special Christmas story on the adventures of Recently Pardoned Man.

Man charged with digging up his mother's urn

2005-12-24T09:33:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 on Macon.com.

Man electrocuted while trying to steal copper wire from electrical station

2005-12-24T09:31:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 24 in the Waco Tribune-Herald.

Man Claims Self-Defense in Nun's Death

2005-12-09T20:33:00.000-08:00

Published Dec. 9 on ABCNews.com.

Man escapes from jail, returns with hamburgers

2005-12-06T16:17:00.000-08:00

From the Web site of if WVLT TV in Knoxville, TN.

Naked man arrested on Norway bus

2005-10-25T08:21:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 on NewKerala.com.

Man escapes jail by the skin of his teeth

2005-10-25T08:19:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 on icNorthWales.

Man Buried in Dirt During Local Crash

2005-10-25T08:17:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 on WLNS.com.

Man sent to jail after impersonating quarterback to pick up women

2005-10-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 on WBIR.com.

Man found in women's outhouse told to get treatment

2005-10-25T08:11:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 in the New Hampshire Union Leader.

Man arrested for allegedly carving bomb-like pumpkin

2005-10-25T08:09:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 23 on WHDH (NBC Boston).

Man missed cow, shot woman: Court

2005-10-25T08:06:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 in The Australian.

Man held after failing illegal alien 'test'

2005-10-25T08:04:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 25 on IOL (South African news site).

Missing man 'should come forward'

2005-10-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 24 on BBC News.

Man let 12-year-old drive to silence nagging

2005-10-23T17:46:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 24 on Stuff.co.nz (New Zealand news site).

'Man' runs away from hospital after true gender revealed

2005-10-22T20:43:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 23 on Newindpress.com.

Man wants prison sentence to match Bird's jersey number

2005-10-21T08:35:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 20 on WTHR.com (NBC).

(AP) - An Oklahoma man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to, all because of Larry Bird.
The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery.
But [Man] wanted his prison term to match Bird's Boston Celtics jersey number 33.
Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott says the man was happy when he accommodated his request.

Man is a complete idiot.

Prosecutors Bring Murder Charge In Man's Death By Medicated Patch

2005-10-21T08:31:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 20 on NBC 10 News.

Man paroled after a life sentence in trouble again

2005-10-21T08:30:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 20 on AberdeenNews.com.

Man, Wallet Reunited After 40 Years

2005-10-21T08:29:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 20 on KDKA.com (Pittsburgh).

Man caught relieving himself at Lufkin Mall

2005-10-21T08:27:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 in The Lufkin Daily News.

Man killed while trying to fix his life

2005-10-21T08:25:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 in the Arizona Republic.

Naked Man Fights Off Home Invaders

2005-10-21T08:19:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 on WNBC.com.

Another chapter in the story of Naked Man -- Naked Man fights back!

Man Accused of Placing Nude Photos of Self on Cars

2005-10-21T08:18:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 20 on CBS58.com.

Man arrested for trying to smuggle human head

2005-10-21T08:17:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 in the Telegraph.

Gang 'kicked man to death because they were bored'

2005-10-21T08:16:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 in the Telegraph.

Man 'dead in car' gets parking fine

2005-10-21T07:56:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 on TheAge.com.

Man accused of stealing 342 bras

2005-10-21T07:55:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 in The Advocate.

Man continues driving with body through windscreen

2005-10-21T07:54:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 21 on Ireland On-Line.

Court refuses to recognize baby born of dead man's sperm as his

2005-10-01T07:49:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on Japan Today.

Even after death, Man gets shafted.

Man charged in rampage incident

2005-10-01T07:45:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 on The Telegraph Online.

"NASHUA - A city man was charged with smashing mailboxes, threatening people and generally raising a ruckus in the area of Pinehurst and Sprucewood avenues late Wednesday night, police reported."

Attacker Befriends Man Then Beats Him With Fire Extinguisher, Police Say

2005-10-01T07:40:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 on TheWGALChannel.com (Penn.).

What a jerk!

Man Gets Four Years in Prison for Transgender Slaying

2005-10-01T07:38:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on FoxNews.com.

"Four years isn't much time to spend behind bars for stabbing a man 20 times, but that's what one man got for a killing in Fresno, Calif., last year, after a blind date in a bar went terribly wrong."

Man falls asleep while siphoning gas

2005-10-01T07:36:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 in the Daily Times (Pakistan).

I found this online myself, but I must give Mr. Mike credit as well, since he passed this same headline along earlier in the week.

Man escapes chains to promote Fright Fest

2005-10-01T07:34:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 in the Daily Republic.

MAN KIlled by shears

2005-10-01T07:33:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on Sheffield Today.

Man denies impersonation accusation

2005-10-01T07:31:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on DelmarvaNow.com.

Man finds bones in back yard while digging

2005-10-01T07:27:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on Connecticut Post Online.

Barred man's revenge

2005-10-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 in the Cambridge Evening News.

Do not mess with Barred Man's revenge.

Man Agrees To Give Up Most Exotic Animals

2005-10-01T07:23:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 on TheIndyChannel.com.

Man forced to drive despite death trauma

2005-10-01T07:18:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 30 on stuff.co.nz (New Zealand site).

Man was forced to drvie, despite being dead?

Man charged with lifting, separating 74 bras from store

2005-10-01T07:17:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on wstm.com (New York NBC news station).

Man with flowered purple bag robs bank

2005-10-01T07:15:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on NewsObserver.com.

Man aged 70 wakes to assault terror

2005-10-01T07:13:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on Yorkshire Post Today.

Poor Man.

Man Pleads No Contest to Hiding Corpse

2005-10-01T07:11:00.000-07:00

Published Oct. 1 on WashingtonPost.com.

Man Who Punched Dr. Dre Gets Year in Jail

2005-09-18T15:48:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 15 on Yahoo! News.

This headline brought to you by Mr. Mike.

Laughing gas blamed for man's death

2005-09-18T15:22:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 19 on News.com.au.

Man nearly nabbed for doing good deeds

2005-09-13T06:32:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 13 on WOI-TV.com (Des Moines).

Neighbors Beat Man After Wild ATV Ride With Child

2005-09-13T06:29:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 12 on Yahoo! News.

This headline (and the next one) courtesy of Mr. Mike.

Man arrested in paper-bag holdups

2005-09-13T06:27:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 12 on TimesDispatch.com.

Was man holding people with paper bags up? Or using paper bags to hold people up? Or was he merely propping paper bags upright somehow?

"Henrico police said [Man], 44, is accused of being the "paper-bag robber" who used a bag to conceal a gun during the robberies."

Jury finds man guilty in Piggly Wiggly holdup

2005-09-11T20:42:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 11 in The Sun News.

The "Piggly Wiggly" made this header Story of Man-worthy, in my opinion.

Man had a bit of luck on his side in the face of teens’ prank

2005-09-11T20:40:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 11 in the Virginian-Pilot.

Finally, Man has some luck in dealing with these damn kids!

Teacher: Man with Tourette's battles barriers to realize dream

2005-09-11T20:39:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 11 in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Man admits strangling doctor, cites distress

2005-09-11T20:36:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 11 in the Buffalo News.

"GOSHEN (AP) - A Monroe man has admitted strangling a doctor who had posed as a woman and performed oral sex on him.

"[Man], 27, said he suffered extreme emotional distress when Dr. Robert Binenfeld lifted his dress and revealed male genitalia on Dec. 21, 2004. [Man] said the doctor then grabbed his private parts, which prompted [Man] to strangle him."

Man posing as Jamaican accused of bank robbery

2005-09-11T20:34:00.000-07:00

Published Sept. 11 on AccessNorthGa.com.