Friday, March 25, 2005
Man dressed as frontiersman had car full of weapons
Man sentenced in homemade cannon deaths
AP story appeared in the Akron Beacon Journal on March 24, 2005.
Man kills dog because of name, Felony
AP story from the Kansas City Star on March 24, 2005.
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Man Claims He Didn't Mean To Threaten Judge
Man: "Judge, when I said I wanted to 'take you out,' I mean to dinner or a movie or something..."
Man Videotaped Touching Self In Kids' Clothing Section
Naughty, sick Man!
Man Coaxing Cat Back Into House Gets Nasty Shock
Man ambushed by syringe muggers
Man shot while allegedly trying to ram officers dies
Man says cat’s death ignored
Man cutting down tree injured by its fall
Man quizzed after drugs and guns seizure
Ok Man, think fast: What's the capital of Montana?
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Man charged with battery after courtroom attack
BZZzzzz! Ouch, cut it out.
Man grows penis on arm
Monday, March 21, 2005
Man falls into sausage grinder
Allentown police shoot man with box cutter
I bet it's hard to find bullets for shooting box cutters.
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Man jailed in alleged kangaroo jacking
Man finds tank in garden
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Man severely mauled by chimps still critical at Loma Linda
Man beat up boy in toilets
Man killed, other man arrested
Was there a third man "looking on?" I bet there was.
Man who fell off Miami bridge survived off filthy drain water and pigeon blood
Man cooked friend's brains
In February 2004, within hours of his release by the East London and City Mental Health Trust, (the man) had killed and dismembered a friend at a Walthamstow flat. He cooked his brain in a frying pan with butter before eating it.
Monday, March 14, 2005
Man caught running naked, covered in nacho cheese pleads guilty
Man arrested for sex with uncle's goat
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Man with two penises can't get any loving
I am not making this up.
Man loses fingers in quest for girlfriend
I wonder if he was searching at Midwest Pipe Coating.
Man ignores ghosts, pays fine
Man charged in cockfighting bust
Cockfighting -- always funny.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Man arrested on alien transport charge
March 12, 2005.
I saw images of "Signs" in my head when I read this header.
Man found with endangered fish in luggage
Man accused of abusing corpses intended no harm, attorney says
Awww, Man was just playing with them. How cute!
Friday, March 11, 2005
Man in court for stealing pregnant sheep
Man dresses up as dead mother to collect pension
Man: I'm drunk again
Man pleads guilty for dumping molasses into sinkhole
Man shot in arm when gun falls in toilet
HOBART | A 45-year-old man was accidentally shot in the arm Wednesday when his pistol fell into a toilet and discharged, police said.
Hobart resident Bryan Scott was taken by ambulance to St. Mary Medical Center about 11:45 a.m. after his .44-caliber black-powder handgun fell out of a coat pocket and fired, police Lt. Leo Finnerty said.
"There was a lot of blood on the floor," Finnerty said.
He said it's unknown what the man was doing with the gun in the bathroom in the moments leading up to the shooting, but there are no signs of foul play.
Man charged in St. Paul murder
Car plunges into creek, man dies
Man has a gripe about lizard in grapes
Man hospitalized after being shot by his cat
Man hit twice by vehicles, dives through plate glass before arrest
Man appears for beheading
Man accused of chasing driver over Bush sticker
Thursday, March 10, 2005
Man convicted of stalking Mel Gibson to undergo mental test
Man who sparked Sydney riot 'made up police chase story'
Man crushed by road grater on way to morning Mass
Man poked with stick in shower
Man charged with doona theft, murder
Man loses thumb at Midwest Pipe Coating
Man crashes in on couple enjoying coffee
An added treat, the subhead reads: "Man hit by cars after running into oncoming traffic."