Friday, March 25, 2005


Man dressed as frontiersman had car full of weapons

AP story ran on the Web site of on March 25, 2005.

Man sentenced in homemade cannon deaths

What the..?

AP story appeared in the Akron Beacon Journal on March 24, 2005.

Man kills dog because of name, Felony

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. - A man has been charged with killing his family's dog with two pickaxes because its name - Felony - reminded him he had recently been charged with a felony. Kenneth James Watkins, 22, was charged Wednesday with a felony count of animal cruelty for killing the 11-year-old black and white border collie on Tuesday.

AP story from the Kansas City Star on March 24, 2005.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005


Man Claims He Didn't Mean To Threaten Judge

Ran on The Kansas City, March 22, 2005.

Man: "Judge, when I said I wanted to 'take you out,' I mean to dinner or a movie or something..."

Man Videotaped Touching Self In Kids' Clothing Section

Ran on, Daytona Beach, Fla. on March 23, 2005.

Naughty, sick Man!

Man Coaxing Cat Back Into House Gets Nasty Shock

Ran on Planet Ark, courtesy of Reuters News Service. March 23, 2005.


Man ambushed by syringe muggers

Ran on the BBC News Web site on March 23, 2005.

Man shot while allegedly trying to ram officers dies

Ran on the Kansas City Star's Web site, March 22, 2005.


Man says cat’s death ignored

From the Post-Tribune, March 23, 2005.

Man cutting down tree injured by its fall

Published on KHON2 News, March 22, 2005.

Man quizzed after drugs and guns seizure

Published on Ireland On-Line, March 23, 2005.

Ok Man, think fast: What's the capital of Montana?

Tuesday, March 22, 2005


Man charged with battery after courtroom attack

appeared on the Web site of South Florida's on March 16, 2005.

BZZzzzz! Ouch, cut it out.

Man grows penis on arm

Appeared on the Web site of on March 22, 2005.

Monday, March 21, 2005


Man falls into sausage grinder

Published on (Associated Press), March 21, 2005.

Allentown police shoot man with box cutter

Appeared on the Web site of on March 20, 2005.

I bet it's hard to find bullets for shooting box cutters.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005


Man jailed in alleged kangaroo jacking

Appeared in The Daily News of Galveston County on March 16, 2005.

Man finds tank in garden

Appeared on the Web site Annova on March 16, 2005.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005


Man severely mauled by chimps still critical at Loma Linda

Published in San Jose Mercury News March 15, 2005

Man beat up boy in toilets

Published on Tuesday, March 15, 2005.

Man killed, other man arrested

Published in the Waterloo Cedar Falls Courier. Tuesday, March 15, 2005.

Was there a third man "looking on?" I bet there was.

Man who fell off Miami bridge survived off filthy drain water and pigeon blood

Published in the South Florida Sun Sentinel. Tuesday, March 15, 2005.

Man cooked friend's brains

Appeared in London's Evening Standard on March 15, 2005.

In February 2004, within hours of his release by the East London and City Mental Health Trust, (the man) had killed and dismembered a friend at a Walthamstow flat. He cooked his brain in a frying pan with butter before eating it.

Monday, March 14, 2005


Man caught running naked, covered in nacho cheese pleads guilty

A story from the Daily Times of Maryville, TN as shown on Jim Romenesko's Obscure Store and Reading Room on March 1, 2005.

Man arrested for sex with uncle's goat

This ran in Independent Online, March 14, 2005.


Sunday, March 13, 2005


Man with two penises can't get any loving

Appeared on the Web site of South Africa's Independent Online on March 12, 2005.

I am not making this up.

Man loses fingers in quest for girlfriend

Appeared in the Pakistan Daily Times on March 13, 2005.

I wonder if he was searching at Midwest Pipe Coating.

Man ignores ghosts, pays fine

Appeared in The Times of India on March 13, 2005.

Man charged in cockfighting bust

Appeared in New York Newsday on March 13, 2005.

Cockfighting -- always funny.

Saturday, March 12, 2005


Man arrested on alien transport charge

From the Daily Nonpareil, southwest Iowa's leading daily newspaper.
March 12, 2005.

I saw images of "Signs" in my head when I read this header.

Man found with endangered fish in luggage

Again from the Kansas City Star (AP Wire), March 11, 2005.

Man accused of abusing corpses intended no harm, attorney says

From the Kansas City Star March 11, 2005.

Awww, Man was just playing with them. How cute!

Friday, March 11, 2005


Man in court for stealing pregnant sheep

Published on Friday, March 11, 2005.

Man dresses up as dead mother to collect pension

Ran in the Arizona Republic (AP) Friday, March 11, 2005.

Man: I'm drunk again


Man pleads guilty for dumping molasses into sinkhole

Appeared on the Web site of Missouri’s KY3 on March 10, 2005. Whaaaa?

Man shot in arm when gun falls in toilet

This story was published 02/10/2005 in the Times of Northwest Indiana.

HOBART | A 45-year-old man was accidentally shot in the arm Wednesday when his pistol fell into a toilet and discharged, police said.
Hobart resident Bryan Scott was taken by ambulance to St. Mary Medical Center about 11:45 a.m. after his .44-caliber black-powder handgun fell out of a coat pocket and fired, police Lt. Leo Finnerty said.
"There was a lot of blood on the floor," Finnerty said.
He said it's unknown what the man was doing with the gun in the bathroom in the moments leading up to the shooting, but there are no signs of foul play.

Man charged in St. Paul murder

Appeared on the Web site of Minneapolis television station WCCO on March 10, 2005. Considering St. Paul the Apostle was killed roughly 2000 years ago, I’d say it pretty remarkable that police were finally able to close this case. Outstanding work boys!

Car plunges into creek, man dies

Appeared on the Web site on March 11, 2005. The end of Man?

Man has a gripe about lizard in grapes

Appeared in the Boston Herald on March 11, 2005.

Man hospitalized after being shot by his cat

Appeared on the Web site of Wisconsin's WISN12 on March 10, 2005. This is a keeper.

Man hit twice by vehicles, dives through plate glass before arrest

Associated Press story appeared on the Web site of KESQ News Channel 3 on March 10, 2005

Man appears for beheading

Appeared on the Web site of South Africa's on March 11, 2005

Man accused of chasing driver over Bush sticker

Associated Press story appeared in the Seattle Times on Friday, March 11, 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005


Man convicted of stalking Mel Gibson to undergo mental test

Appeared in the Mercury News on March 10, 2005. Submitted by Janet L.

Man who sparked Sydney riot 'made up police chase story'

Appeared in the New Zealand Herald on Friday March 11, 2005. Submitted by Janet L. and Lauren K.

Man crushed by road grater on way to morning Mass

Appeared in the The Times of Northwest Indiana in 2000

Man poked with stick in shower

Appeared in the Times of Northwest Indiana in 1999. Submitted by Janet L.

Man charged with doona theft, murder

Daily Telegraph, Australia, March 10, 2005. Submitted by Lauren K.

Man loses thumb at Midwest Pipe Coating

Apeared in the Times of Northwest Indiana in 1999.

Man crashes in on couple enjoying coffee

Appeared on San Deigo's on March 10, 2005

An added treat, the subhead reads: "Man hit by cars after running into oncoming traffic."

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