Friday, March 25, 2005

 

Man dressed as frontiersman had car full of weapons

AP story ran on the Web site of AZCentral.com on March 25, 2005.
 

Man sentenced in homemade cannon deaths

What the..?

AP story appeared in the Akron Beacon Journal on March 24, 2005.
 

Man kills dog because of name, Felony

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. - A man has been charged with killing his family's dog with two pickaxes because its name - Felony - reminded him he had recently been charged with a felony. Kenneth James Watkins, 22, was charged Wednesday with a felony count of animal cruelty for killing the 11-year-old black and white border collie on Tuesday.

AP story from the Kansas City Star on March 24, 2005.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

 

Man charged with battery after courtroom attack

appeared on the Web site of South Florida's NBC6.net on March 16, 2005.

BZZzzzz! Ouch, cut it out.
 

Man grows penis on arm

Appeared on the Web site of News24.com on March 22, 2005.

Monday, March 21, 2005

 

Allentown police shoot man with box cutter

Appeared on the Web site of NBC10.com on March 20, 2005.

I bet it's hard to find bullets for shooting box cutters.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

 

Man jailed in alleged kangaroo jacking

Appeared in The Daily News of Galveston County on March 16, 2005.
 

Man finds tank in garden

Appeared on the Web site Annova on March 16, 2005.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

 

Man cooked friend's brains

Appeared in London's Evening Standard on March 15, 2005.

In February 2004, within hours of his release by the East London and City Mental Health Trust, (the man) had killed and dismembered a friend at a Walthamstow flat. He cooked his brain in a frying pan with butter before eating it.

Monday, March 14, 2005

 

Man caught running naked, covered in nacho cheese pleads guilty

A story from the Daily Times of Maryville, TN as shown on Jim Romenesko's Obscure Store and Reading Room on March 1, 2005.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

 

Man with two penises can't get any loving

Appeared on the Web site of South Africa's Independent Online on March 12, 2005.

I am not making this up.
 

Man loses fingers in quest for girlfriend

Appeared in the Pakistan Daily Times on March 13, 2005.

I wonder if he was searching at Midwest Pipe Coating.
 

Man ignores ghosts, pays fine

Appeared in The Times of India on March 13, 2005.
 

Man charged in cockfighting bust

Appeared in New York Newsday on March 13, 2005.

Cockfighting -- always funny.

Friday, March 11, 2005

 

Man pleads guilty for dumping molasses into sinkhole

Appeared on the Web site of Missouri’s KY3 on March 10, 2005. Whaaaa?
 

Man charged in St. Paul murder

Appeared on the Web site of Minneapolis television station WCCO on March 10, 2005. Considering St. Paul the Apostle was killed roughly 2000 years ago, I’d say it pretty remarkable that police were finally able to close this case. Outstanding work boys!
 

Car plunges into creek, man dies

Appeared on the Web site News.com.au on March 11, 2005. The end of Man?
 

Man has a gripe about lizard in grapes

Appeared in the Boston Herald on March 11, 2005.
 

Man hospitalized after being shot by his cat

Appeared on the Web site of Wisconsin's WISN12 on March 10, 2005. This is a keeper.
 

Man hit twice by vehicles, dives through plate glass before arrest

Associated Press story appeared on the Web site of KESQ News Channel 3 on March 10, 2005
 

Man appears for beheading

Appeared on the Web site of South Africa's News24.com on March 11, 2005
 

Man accused of chasing driver over Bush sticker

Associated Press story appeared in the Seattle Times on Friday, March 11, 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005

 

Man convicted of stalking Mel Gibson to undergo mental test

Appeared in the Mercury News on March 10, 2005. Submitted by Janet L.
 

Man who sparked Sydney riot 'made up police chase story'

Appeared in the New Zealand Herald on Friday March 11, 2005. Submitted by Janet L. and Lauren K.
 

Man crushed by road grater on way to morning Mass

Appeared in the The Times of Northwest Indiana in 2000
 

Man poked with stick in shower

Appeared in the Times of Northwest Indiana in 1999. Submitted by Janet L.
 

Man charged with doona theft, murder

Daily Telegraph, Australia, March 10, 2005. Submitted by Lauren K.
 

Man loses thumb at Midwest Pipe Coating

Apeared in the Times of Northwest Indiana in 1999.
 

Man crashes in on couple enjoying coffee

Appeared on San Deigo's 10News.com. on March 10, 2005

An added treat, the subhead reads: "Man hit by cars after running into oncoming traffic."

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