Thursday, March 30, 2006

 

Man Crashes Car After Snake Attacks Him

Published March 30 on ABCNews.com.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

 

Man accidentally divorces wife in sleep

Published March 28 in the Chicago Tribune.

NEW DELHI -- Village elders ordered a Muslim man in eastern India to leave his wife after he accidentally divorced her in his sleep. The man muttered the Urdu word for divorce, "talaq," three times in his sleep. Under Islamic law, a husband need only say "I divorce you" three times to secure a permanent end to his marriage.

"Oops, sorry Honey."

Monday, March 20, 2006

 

Judge warns he'll shut man's mouth

Published March 20 in the Chicago Sun Times.

BOONVILLE, Ind. -- A judge threatened to have a defendant's mouth taped shut the next time he appears in court following an obscene tirade.

That judge ain't takin' no sheeit from Man. It's about frickin' time!
 

Man charged in assault involving Mace, pool balls

Published March 20 on TheGlobeAndMail.com.
 

Man falls through bakery skylight

Published March 20 on The Australian.
 

Tiger bites man said to be drunk

Published March 20 on Gainesville.com.
 

Man punched as he waited for bus

Published March 20 on BBC News.
 

Man hit by TV thrown from the 13th floor

Published March 20 on Manchester Evening News.
 

Man kisses snake 51 times

Published March 20 on IOL.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

 

Police: Man Pulls Gun After Oatmeal Prank

Published March 14 on WashingtonPost.com.

Monday, March 13, 2006

 

Man dies setting off fireworks in mobile home

Published March 13 on ChicagoTribune.com.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

 

Man in scary clown mask robs bank

Published March 10 in the Chicago Sun Times.
 

Breath test finds man still drunk

Published March 12 on BerkshireEagle.com.
 

Man loses way, then loses truck

Published March 12 on CentreDaily.com.
 

Dog bites man's penis

Published March 10 on News24.com.

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