Monday, June 27, 2005
Man Gets New 12-Foot Weenie
Man probed for wearing unearned Medal of Honor
Man dies after egg attacks on home
Published on the Scotsman.com on June 27, 2005.
A 56-year-old father of five collapsed and died after teenage yobs repeatedly pelted his house with eggs, it emerged today.
A 56-year-old father of five collapsed and died after teenage yobs repeatedly pelted his house with eggs, it emerged today.
Man teeters on bridge; road closed
Published in the San Diego Union-Tribune on June 27, 2005.
Man hurt by sword in mock battle
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Police: Man Fills Out Job Application, Robs Restaurant
Man killed by lightning at funeral
Hillary Clinton attacked by man from Mars
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Police seek man
Man wakes up with a bullet in his tongue
Man who slept with body found guilty
A Rolling Meadows man who claimed he accidentally killed his ex-wife and then slept with her body for three days because he couldn't bear to leave her was found guilty of murder Tuesday.
Appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times on June 22, 2005.
Appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times on June 22, 2005.
Monday, June 20, 2005
Man punished for doing business in prison
Reuters story appeared on the Hindustan Times on June 20, 2005.
What did they want him to do? Hold it?
What did they want him to do? Hold it?
Thursday, June 16, 2005
Man impales eye on car antenna after bike crash
Man kills sex-crazed wife
Appeared on the Web site of News24.com on June 15, 2005.
A German court has sent a man to a psychiatric institution after he cut off his penis and killed his sex-crazed wife. The man allegedly cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife.
Poor Man
A German court has sent a man to a psychiatric institution after he cut off his penis and killed his sex-crazed wife. The man allegedly cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife.
Poor Man
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Man turns himself in for stealing dead man's wallet
Man hiding from police dies in attic when temperature soars
Appeared on the 10tv.com on June 15, 2005
"Honey, you can come down now, the police are gone and it's safe to come down...Honey?"
"Honey, you can come down now, the police are gone and it's safe to come down...Honey?"
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Man threatens to burn down waffle house
Man begins to recover from chimpanzee attack
Man missing penis strolls Jerusalem
Man in boxer shorts creates disturbance
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Man Gets Probation for Harassing Woman With Spam
Appeared on the Web site of WTOP radio on June 9.
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..."
"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..."
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Woman in court: "Man was Lewd"
Appeared in the UK's News & Start on June 6.
This isn't as fun as the original Story of Man discussions. Headlines were decidedly humorous additions to the Story of Man collection by community vote. If we liked them, they were glued to the wall. On it's own, this isn't that funny, but it becomes funny when you picture H. standing up and talking in his high fake British accent, saying, "Ee was lewd!" So,I am submitting this.
This isn't as fun as the original Story of Man discussions. Headlines were decidedly humorous additions to the Story of Man collection by community vote. If we liked them, they were glued to the wall. On it's own, this isn't that funny, but it becomes funny when you picture H. standing up and talking in his high fake British accent, saying, "Ee was lewd!" So,I am submitting this.
Man delivers 4 pizzas after getting shot
Man out on bond allegedly runs over friend while DUI
Man's leg, torso fall out of plane in NY
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Naked dancing man arrested
Area man acquires giant truck
Appeared in the The Free-Lance Star of Fredericksburg, VA. on June 7.
Man accused of beating girlfriend with bible to be tried for attempted murder
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Police: Man stealing gas uses lighter to check on progress
Uh oh.
Glen Germain Junior of Warrensburg, New York was transferring the fuel from a truck to a gas can when he used a lighter to see how full the container had become. That sparked a fire that caused minor burns to his face and hands. The fire spread to a nearby forklift, which was destroyed in the blaze.
From WSTM TV in New York
Glen Germain Junior of Warrensburg, New York was transferring the fuel from a truck to a gas can when he used a lighter to see how full the container had become. That sparked a fire that caused minor burns to his face and hands. The fire spread to a nearby forklift, which was destroyed in the blaze.
From WSTM TV in New York
