Saturday, July 23, 2005
Man makes his living retrieving balls from golf course lakes
Man testifies he blacked out when his penis was severed
Man Knocked Unconscious While Eluding Rock
Man shot in chest with spear; he's OK
What? Man shot in chest with spear? Holy crap! Wait, he's ok? Whew.
Naked Man Shot, Crashes Squad Car Into Bus
Another classic Naked Man headline, courtesy of Mr. Mike. The following three headlines are also from Mr. Mike. Thanks!
After Chase, Man Ends Up in Own Courtroom
Wheelchair-Bound Condo President Allegedly Shoots Man
I've heard those wheelchair-bound condo presidents are a dangerous breed.
Crash claims man
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Man lost was found, now safe
Another great one from Mr. Mike.
Man Sued Over Mailing of Feces, Garbage
This story is worth a read beyond the awesome headline. Man strikes back!
This one and the next headline are courtesy of Mr. Mike.
Man arrested in Germany after 'falling for' emergency hotline voice
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Man sues, blames fall on liquid, nut shells on Bradenton bar floor
Damn liquid and nut shells! They get me every time.
Man Robbed Twice in Five Minutes
Man had similar bad luck in an incident in June, "Man mugged twice more before police arrive."
Man Who Froze Ted Williams' Head Will Freeze Bodies In South Florida
What a psycho!
Man says wife not woman, seeks divorce
Man dies after sex with horse
Man's Ear Bitten Off in Fight Over Dog
This and the following two headlines were submitted by Mr. Mike. Thanks Mr. Mike!
He writes: "I thought this was a fight WITH a dog, but that would be too normal for a Man story!"
Man Tries to Rob Same Calif. Bank 5 Times
Naked man robs young women on Latvian beach
Maybe we should start a separate category for "Naked Man" headlines. There are tons of them!
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Man Lights Himself on Fire to Propose
Submitted by Mr. Mike. He says:
"Man: Will you marry meoowwwww! It burns! It burns! Oh my God, the pain!"
Man Sues Mass. for Right to Get Drunk
Submitted by Mr. Mike. He asks:
"What is this world coming to where Man does not have the right to get drunk, wear electric underwear, or cut off his own penis?"
Man drowns despite 911 call by Bill Daley
Even Bill Daley couldn't save Man.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Man used electric underpants 'to fake heart attack'
Man Shoots Party Guest Over Piece Of Chicken
Man caught in blackberry bushes during fireworks show
Man loses ear in Sydney machete attack
I just had that ear a second ago, now what did I do with it...
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Man Said to Recite Pi to 83,431 Digits
Man with curly, fake beard robs credit union
Damn that Man and his tricky getups!
Man receives bite on hand while stopping dog fight
Man Stuck Between Two Countries Will Finally Fly Home
Man beheads himself at work
‘Most unlucky man’ now prays regularly
I suppose earning the title "most unlucky man" would encourage one to reconnect with God.
Man Accused of Drunk Shopping Cart Driving
Thanks for passing this one along Mr. Mike!
Man lying on road run over
Sheesh, Man can't even lie on the road anymore without being run over. What is this world coming to?