Sunday, September 18, 2005
Man Who Punched Dr. Dre Gets Year in Jail
This headline brought to you by Mr. Mike.
Laughing gas blamed for man's death
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Man nearly nabbed for doing good deeds
Neighbors Beat Man After Wild ATV Ride With Child
This headline (and the next one) courtesy of Mr. Mike.
Man arrested in paper-bag holdups
Was man holding people with paper bags up? Or using paper bags to hold people up? Or was he merely propping paper bags upright somehow?
"Henrico police said [Man], 44, is accused of being the "paper-bag robber" who used a bag to conceal a gun during the robberies."
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Jury finds man guilty in Piggly Wiggly holdup
The "Piggly Wiggly" made this header Story of Man-worthy, in my opinion.
Man had a bit of luck on his side in the face of teens’ prank
Finally, Man has some luck in dealing with these damn kids!
Teacher: Man with Tourette's battles barriers to realize dream
Man admits strangling doctor, cites distress
"GOSHEN (AP) - A Monroe man has admitted strangling a doctor who had posed as a woman and performed oral sex on him.
"[Man], 27, said he suffered extreme emotional distress when Dr. Robert Binenfeld lifted his dress and revealed male genitalia on Dec. 21, 2004. [Man] said the doctor then grabbed his private parts, which prompted [Man] to strangle him."
Man posing as Jamaican accused of bank robbery
Friday, September 09, 2005
Man run over by his own truck
Man loses hand in crocodile attack
Man: "Dang, I had that hand a second ago... wait, I remember now. I had it right before that croc attack!"
Armless man encourages students to 'get up off the floor'
Naked man shot, killed by police near Sandy
Another thrilling chapter in the adventures of Naked Man.
Man 'living as a woman' arrested in holdup of bank in Santa Ana
Mayor of Man Resigns
Man: You're not the boss of me, Mayor!
Who knew there was a town of Man (here's a map)?
Man covered in hot tar after crash
Man jailed for warden spit attack
Man takes the rap for the warden's spit attack?
Thanks Mr. Mike for this headline and the following headline!
Man's legs broken when he's crushed in trash truck
I hate it when that happens.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Finally: a Man update
Man makes off with $17,000 prosthetic leg
Missing man located
Thank goodness! Now we can all sleep better at night.
Rowdy Concert Could Cost Man An Eye
The lastest on Man's antics, courtesy of Mr. Mike.
Man wasn't really woman, suit claims
Thanks for this winning headline, Mr. Mike!
Drugs in jeans man walks free
An interesting twist on Man identification. Look guys -- it's drugs-in-jeans Man!
Man claims $400-a-week cannabis habit
Suggested subhead: Spends an additional $300 per week on munchies, local grocer says
Hippo attack kills bathing man
Damn those hippo attacks. They must be stopped!
Man Upset After Bomb Squad Destroys His Cannonball
Is this some kind of code?